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Fantasy » alt.fan.pratchett » Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold
Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250297] Di, 04 April 2006 10:12
redtiger  
"Stacie Hanes" <house_damodred [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:oviYf.368$Fy2.9 [at] newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net...
> Arthur Hagen wrote:
>
>> Given that there's only five Monty Python actors, and you've
>> already listed five male AFPers, you've very conveniently excluded
>> yourself (or any other male) from being added, because that would
>> break the rules.
>
>
> Also, John Cleese has to play me.
>

On his knees yes? While in a trench?

<GD&RVVF>

Anthony

--
Emergency procedures!
Man the life-jokes, all hands to the puns!
Operate the emergency punchlines!
Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250323 ] Di, 04 April 2006 13:28
Torak  
redtiger wrote:
> "Stacie Hanes" <house_damodred [at] yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>Arthur Hagen wrote:
>>
>>>Given that there's only five Monty Python actors, and you've
>>>already listed five male AFPers, you've very conveniently excluded
>>>yourself (or any other male) from being added, because that would
>>>break the rules.
>>
>>Also, John Cleese has to play me.

And me. But on a box.

> On his knees yes? While in a trench?
>
> <GD&RVVF>
Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250331 ] Di, 04 April 2006 13:41
Flesh-eating Dragon  
Torak wrote:
> redtiger wrote:
>> Stacie Hanes wrote:

>>>>> JOHN CLEESE in the roles of DAVID CHAPMAN and JULIA JONES
>>>>> MICHEAL PALIN in the role of AQUARION
>>>>> TERRY JONES in the roles of DAIBHID CEANNAIDEACH and APRIL GOODWIN-SMITH
>>>>> ERIC IDLE in the roles of ERIC JARVIS and CCA
>>>>> TERRY GILLIAM in the role of ARTHUR HAGEN

>>>Also, John Cleese has to play me.
>
> And me. But on a box.

So we want John Cleese to play Torak and Stacie Hanes instead of
David Chapman and Julia Jones?

I don't have a problem with that.

But I must say I'm surprised. I didn't expect responses along the
lines of, "X should play me". I expected more responses along the
lines of, "No, X shouldn't play me, he's too old, he should play Y
instead", and I also expected more third-party responses from people
who disagree with one or more of my castings and wish to suggest a
better match.

Adrian.
Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250335 ] Di, 04 April 2006 13:53
Torak  
8'FED wrote:
>
> But I must say I'm surprised. I didn't expect responses along the
> lines of, "X should play me". I expected more responses along the
> lines of, "No, X shouldn't play me, he's too old, he should play Y
> instead", and I also expected more third-party responses from people
> who disagree with one or more of my castings and wish to suggest a
> better match.

AFP: The One Thing You'll Never Expected.
Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250342 ] Di, 04 April 2006 15:25
Daibhid Ceannaideach  
Also Sprach Torak:

> 8'FED wrote:
>>
>> But I must say I'm surprised. I didn't expect responses
>> along the lines of, "X should play me". I expected more
>> responses along the lines of, "No, X shouldn't play me,
>> he's too old, he should play Y instead", and I also
>> expected more third-party responses from people who
>> disagree with one or more of my castings and wish to
>> suggest a better match.
>
> AFP: The One Thing You'll Never Expected.

Our greatest weapon is surprise!

--
Dave
Official Absentee of EU Skiffeysoc
http://www.eusa.ed.ac.uk/societies/sesoc
"Sometimes scientific progress requires personal sacrifice.
Personally, I sacrifice Beaker." -Dr Bunsen Honeydew
Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250344 ] Di, 04 April 2006 15:29
Orjan Westin  
Daibhid Ceanaideach wrote:
> Also Sprach Torak:
>
>> AFP: The One Thing You'll Never Expected.
>
> Our greatest weapon is surprise!

I knew someone would say that.

Orjan
--
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Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250358 ] Di, 04 April 2006 17:00
Eric Jarvis  
8'FED dragon [at] netyp.com.au wrote in <e0tm1h$2mbm$1 [at] mud.stack.nl>:
>
> But I must say I'm surprised. I didn't expect responses along the
> lines of, "X should play me". I expected more responses along the
> lines of, "No, X shouldn't play me, he's too old, he should play Y
> instead", and I also expected more third-party responses from people
> who disagree with one or more of my castings and wish to suggest a
> better match.
>

My problem is, whilst I see myself more as a Michael Palin character than
an Eric Idle character, by and large I'd rather spend time around Michael
Palin characters. I'm probably not quite intense enough to be played by
Terry Jones, but that might be an acceptable compromise.

Carol Cleveland is right out.

--
eric
www.ericjarvis.co.uk
"The great question of Islam; Sunni and Shia...
what went wrong after they released The Beat Goes On"
Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250377 ] Di, 04 April 2006 19:23
Torak  
Daibhid Ceanaideach wrote:
> Also Sprach Torak:
>
>
>>8'FED wrote:
>>
>>>But I must say I'm surprised. I didn't expect responses
>>>along the lines of, "X should play me". I expected more
>>>responses along the lines of, "No, X shouldn't play me,
>>>he's too old, he should play Y instead", and I also
>>>expected more third-party responses from people who
>>>disagree with one or more of my castings and wish to
>>>suggest a better match.
>>
>>AFP: The One Thing You'll Never Expected.
>
>
> Our greatest weapon is surprise!

Surprise and fear!
Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250378 ] Di, 04 April 2006 19:23
steelcat  
In article <MPG.1e9c9a6e5f19acff989a87 [at] cenote.gkhs.net>,
Eric Jarvis <web [at] ericjarvis.co.uk> wrote:

>My problem is, whilst I see myself more as a Michael Palin character than
>an Eric Idle character, by and large I'd rather spend time around Michael
>Palin characters. I'm probably not quite intense enough to be played by
>Terry Jones, but that might be an acceptable compromise.
>
>Carol Cleveland is right out.

Yep. Right out to here -----------)

Sorry. This is getting silly, isn't it?

Cat.
--
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Penguins don't come from next door!
Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250397 ] Di, 04 April 2006 20:28
Puck  
Torak wrote:
>>> AFP: The One Thing You'll Never Expected.
>>
>>
>> Our greatest weapon is surprise!
>
> Surprise and fear!

And an almost fanatical devotion to Terry Pratchett!
--
Puck (onstage): I am that merry wanderer of the night!
Peaseblossom (in audience): "I am that merry wanderer of the night",
indeed! "I am that
giggling-dangerous-totally-bloody-psychotic-menace-to-life and limb,
more like." -Neil Gaiman
Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250405 ] Di, 04 April 2006 21:05
Daibhid Ceannaideach  
Also Sprach The Stainless Steel Cat:

> In article <MPG.1e9c9a6e5f19acff989a87 [at] cenote.gkhs.net>,
> Eric Jarvis <web [at] ericjarvis.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>My problem is, whilst I see myself more as a Michael Palin
>>character than an Eric Idle character, by and large I'd
>>rather spend time around Michael Palin characters. I'm
>>probably not quite intense enough to be played by Terry
>>Jones, but that might be an acceptable compromise.
>>
>>Carol Cleveland is right out.
>
> Yep. Right out to here -----------)
>
> Sorry. This is getting silly, isn't it?

It started out as a nice idea about an AFP movie, but now it's
getting silly.

(How much do we owe in fines now?)

--
Dave
Official Absentee of EU Skiffeysoc
http://www.eusa.ed.ac.uk/societies/sesoc
"Sometimes scientific progress requires personal sacrifice.
Personally, I sacrifice Beaker." -Dr Bunsen Honeydew
Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250408 ] Di, 04 April 2006 21:10
Torak  
Puck wrote:
> Torak wrote:
>
>>>>AFP: The One Thing You'll Never Expected.
>>>
>>>
>>>Our greatest weapon is surprise!
>>
>>Surprise and fear!
>
>
> And an almost fanatical devotion to Terry Pratchett!

I think we're doubling the AFP annual budget in the last three days alone.
Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250421 ] Di, 04 April 2006 22:49
Brian Wakeling  
In a speech called Xns979BCC4E7F199daibhid [at] 130.133.1.4,
Daibhid Ceanaideach uttered thus:
> Also Sprach The Stainless Steel Cat:
>
> > In article <MPG.1e9c9a6e5f19acff989a87 [at] cenote.gkhs.net>,
> > Eric Jarvis <web [at] ericjarvis.co.uk> wrote:
> >
> > > My problem is, whilst I see myself more as a Michael Palin
> > > character than an Eric Idle character, by and large I'd
> > > rather spend time around Michael Palin characters. I'm
> > > probably not quite intense enough to be played by Terry
> > > Jones, but that might be an acceptable compromise.
> > >
> > > Carol Cleveland is right out.
> >
> > Yep. Right out to here -----------)
> >
> > Sorry. This is getting silly, isn't it?
>
> It started out as a nice idea about an AFP movie, but now it's
> getting silly.
>
> (How much do we owe in fines now?)

£8000 11/4d

(Do they merit a fine as well?)


--
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Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250442 ] Mi, 05 April 2006 00:01
Puck  
Torak wrote:
>> And an almost fanatical devotion to Terry Pratchett!
>
> I think we're doubling the AFP annual budget in the last three days
> alone.

So I can get that pony now?
--
Puck (onstage): I am that merry wanderer of the night!
Peaseblossom (in audience): "I am that merry wanderer of the night",
indeed! "I am that
giggling-dangerous-totally-bloody-psychotic-menace-to-life and limb,
more like." -Neil Gaiman
Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250445 ] Mi, 05 April 2006 00:06
Orjan Westin  
Puck wrote:
> Torak wrote:
>>> And an almost fanatical devotion to Terry Pratchett!
>>
>> I think we're doubling the AFP annual budget in the last three days
>> alone.
>
> So I can get that pony now?

One pony-onna-stick coming up! Ketchup's extra, of course.

Orjan
--
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http://tale.cunobaros.com/
Fiction, Thoughts and Software
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Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250447 ] Mi, 05 April 2006 00:10
Brenda  
Puck said:

> Torak wrote:
>>> And an almost fanatical devotion to Terry Pratchett!
>>
>> I think we're doubling the AFP annual budget in the last three days
>> alone.
>
> So I can get that pony now?

Only if it's free. Doubling the AFP annual budget has not had a noticeable
effect on the amount of money available. Indeed, neither would increasing
it by a factor of a million. At least, not until Nobby puts that 20p back
into the tea caddy.

--
Richard Heathfield
"Usenet is a strange place" - dmr 29/7/1999
http://www.cpax.org.uk
email: rjh at above domain (but drop the www, obviously)
Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250448 ] Mi, 05 April 2006 00:12
Daibhid Ceannaideach  
Also Sprach Puck:

> Torak wrote:

>> I think we're doubling the AFP annual budget in the last
>> three days alone.
>
> So I can get that pony now?

Andrew! Fetch the pony...

--
Dave
Official Absentee of EU Skiffeysoc
http://www.eusa.ed.ac.uk/societies/sesoc
"Sometimes scientific progress requires personal sacrifice.
Personally, I sacrifice Beaker." -Dr Bunsen Honeydew
Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250452 ] Mi, 05 April 2006 00:31
Orjan Westin  
Daibhid Ceanaideach wrote:
> Also Sprach Puck:
>
>> Torak wrote:
>
>>> I think we're doubling the AFP annual budget in the last
>>> three days alone.
>>
>> So I can get that pony now?
>
> Andrew! Fetch the pony...

ROFL!

I think we've just witnessed the birth of a new meme.

Any bets on how long it will be before it's been overused and tired and
annoys people who think it might have been funny the first one or two
times but the point of jokedeath has long passed, and newbies complain
that they haven't grown tired of it yet and grumpy old farts should just
shut up, which will lead to a moderately-sized flamewar with [M] threads
explaining that memes have a lifetime, and the more you use them the
more worn they get (quoting as an example the phrase "all your badger
badger badgers are belong to us"), while at the same time acknowledging
that unpropagated memes are by definition not memes, so the whole thing
is pointless anyway, but on the bright side we all of a sudden have a
lot of very interesting and good recipes, so nothing bad that doesn't
bring something good, or however the say is phrased, and since I'm
always interested in new simple-to-cook recipes, I vote we follow this
course of action and use it whenever possible (or not, as the case may
be), with a bonus point to those who manage to use it in an unexpected
context or new manner, wherefore I hereby award one such point to
Daibhid to express my regard for his clever use of it in the post here
quoted.

Orjan
--
The Tale of Westala and Villtin
http://tale.cunobaros.com/
Fiction, Thoughts and Software
http://www.cunobaros.com/
Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250457 ] Mi, 05 April 2006 00:39
Daibhid Ceannaideach  
Also Sprach Orjan Westin:

> Daibhid Ceanaideach wrote:

>> Andrew! Fetch the pony...
>
> ROFL!
>
> I think we've just witnessed the birth of a new meme.

<snip meme life-cycle>

> I vote we follow
> this course of action and use it whenever possible (or not,
> as the case may be), with a bonus point to those who manage
> to use it in an unexpected context or new manner, wherefore
> I hereby award one such point to Daibhid to express my
> regard for his clever use of it in the post here quoted.

Thanks! Sadly, I haven't recieved the point you awarded. I
recommend sending someone to fetch it...

--
Dave
Official Absentee of EU Skiffeysoc
http://www.eusa.ed.ac.uk/societies/sesoc
"Sometimes scientific progress requires personal sacrifice.
Personally, I sacrifice Beaker." -Dr Bunsen Honeydew
Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250458 ] Mi, 05 April 2006 00:41
Puck  
Orjan Westin wrote:
<snip memetry>

You just ruined the entire internet for me. Now I need to go outside and
play sports and make friends and maybe even learn how to talk to girls.
Thanks alot :(
--
Puck (onstage): I am that merry wanderer of the night!
Peaseblossom (in audience): "I am that merry wanderer of the night",
indeed! "I am that
giggling-dangerous-totally-bloody-psychotic-menace-to-life and limb,
more like." -Neil Gaiman
Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250465 ] Mi, 05 April 2006 01:04
Orjan Westin  
Daibhid Ceanaideach wrote:
> Also Sprach Orjan Westin:
>
> <snip meme life-cycle>
>
>> I vote we follow
>> this course of action and use it whenever possible (or not,
>> as the case may be), with a bonus point to those who manage
>> to use it in an unexpected context or new manner, wherefore
>> I hereby award one such point to Daibhid to express my
>> regard for his clever use of it in the post here quoted.
>
> Thanks! Sadly, I haven't recieved the point you awarded

Elusive little buggers, aren't they? I had to look for ages to find one
to put on the end of that sentence, but I figured that at least you'd be
happy to see it there.

Orjan
--
The Tale of Westala and Villtin
http://tale.cunobaros.com/
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http://www.cunobaros.com/
Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250495 ] Mi, 05 April 2006 02:36
Flesh-eating Dragon  
Eric Jarvis wrote:
> 8'FED wrote:
>>
>> But I must say I'm surprised. I didn't expect responses along the
>> lines of, "X should play me". I expected more responses along the
>> lines of, "No, X shouldn't play me, he's too old, he should play Y
>> instead", and I also expected more third-party responses from people
>> who disagree with one or more of my castings and wish to suggest a
>> better match.
>
> My problem is, whilst I see myself more as a Michael Palin character than
> an Eric Idle character, by and large I'd rather spend time around Michael
> Palin characters. I'm probably not quite intense enough to be played by
> Terry Jones, but that might be an acceptable compromise.

If you want to be played by Jones, as a compromise between Idle and
Palin, then who on afp do you see as an Eric Idle character? And who
is the better fit for Jones - you or Daibhid?

Just for interest: I have a video of the Python 30th anniversary
documentary, and I rewatched part of it as my research for my casting.
This helped me to think more in terms of what the individuals look
like _now_ than what they looked like when Python was transmitted -
although I took both into account.

Adrian.
Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250498 ] Mi, 05 April 2006 02:41
Stacie Hanes  
Orjan Westin wrote:
> Daibhid Ceanaideach wrote:
>> Also Sprach Puck:
>>
>>> Torak wrote:
>>
>>>> I think we're doubling the AFP annual budget in the last
>>>> three days alone.
>>>
>>> So I can get that pony now?
>>
>> Andrew! Fetch the pony...
>
> ROFL!
>
> I think we've just witnessed the birth of a new meme.


Gerrroff my henchman, you lot!

;-)

--
Stacie, fourth swordswoman of the afpocalypse.
AFPMinister of Flexible Weapons & Bondage-happy predator
AFPMistress to peachy ashie passion & AFPDeliciousSnack to 8'FED
"If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible
warning." Catherine Aird, _His Burial Too_
http://esmeraldus.blogspot.com/
Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250499 ] Mi, 05 April 2006 02:43
Flesh-eating Dragon  
Orjan Westin wrote:
> Daibhid Ceanaideach wrote:

>> Andrew! Fetch the pony...
>
> ROFL!
>
> I think we've just witnessed the birth of a new meme.

More specifically, this is what Language Log refers to as a snowclone
(look it up - there's even a wikipedia article).

Adrian.
Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250508 ] Mi, 05 April 2006 05:33
Arthur Hagen  
Daibhid Ceanaideach <daibhidchenedelh [at] aol.com> wrote:
> Also Sprach Puck:
>
>> Torak wrote:
>
>>> I think we're doubling the AFP annual budget in the last
>>> three days alone.
>>
>> So I can get that pony now?
>
> Andrew! Fetch the pony...

OMG! Ponies!

--
*Art
Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250516 ] Mi, 05 April 2006 06:59
steelcat  
In article <49gaeaFom8jjU1 [at] individual.net>,
"Orjan Westin" <nospam [at] cunobaros.com> wrote:

>I think we've just witnessed the birth of a new meme.

Andrew, fetch the meme!

Cat.
--
Jazz-Loving Soul Mate and Tolerable Frog to CCA
Two by two, hands of blue...
Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250539 ] Mi, 05 April 2006 12:36
Torak  
Puck wrote:
> Orjan Westin wrote:
> <snip memetry>
>
> You just ruined the entire internet for me. Now I need to go outside and
> play sports and make friends and maybe even learn how to talk to girls.
> Thanks alot :(

"Girls"? What are them buggers?
Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250546 ] Mi, 05 April 2006 13:02
Peter Ellis  
On Wed, 5 Apr 2006, Torak wrote:
> Puck wrote:
>> Orjan Westin wrote:
>> <snip memetry>
>>
>> You just ruined the entire internet for me. Now I need to go outside and
>> play sports and make friends and maybe even learn how to talk to girls.
>> Thanks alot :(
>
> "Girls"? What are them buggers?

Clue: You're going wrong already, unless the girl's quite adventurous.

Peter
Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250547 ] Mi, 05 April 2006 13:29
Orjan Westin  
Peter Ellis wrote:
> On Wed, 5 Apr 2006, Torak wrote:
>>
>> "Girls"? What are them buggers?
>
> Clue: You're going wrong already, unless the girl's quite
> adventurous.

And has some extra equipment. Otherwise she'd be a buggeree.

Orjan
--
The Tale of Westala and Villtin
http://tale.cunobaros.com/
Fiction, Thoughts and Software
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Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250550 ] Mi, 05 April 2006 14:25
Philippa Cowderoy  
On Wed, 5 Apr 2006, Orjan Westin wrote:

> Peter Ellis wrote:
> > On Wed, 5 Apr 2006, Torak wrote:
> >>
> >> "Girls"? What are them buggers?
> >
> > Clue: You're going wrong already, unless the girl's quite
> > adventurous.
>
> And has some extra equipment. Otherwise she'd be a buggeree.
>

Hate to have to point this out, but it's quite possible to bugger someone
with eg fingers (or the entire hand, for that matter).

--
flippa [at] flippac.org

'In Ankh-Morpork even the shit have a street to itself...
Truly this is a land of opportunity.' - Detritus, Men at Arms
Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250556 ] Mi, 05 April 2006 14:32
Orjan Westin  
Philippa Cowderoy wrote:
> On Wed, 5 Apr 2006, Orjan Westin wrote:
>
>> Peter Ellis wrote:
>>> On Wed, 5 Apr 2006, Torak wrote:
>>>>
>>>> "Girls"? What are them buggers?
>>>
>>> Clue: You're going wrong already, unless the girl's quite
>>> adventurous.
>>
>> And has some extra equipment. Otherwise she'd be a buggeree.
>
> Hate to have to point this out, but it's quite possible to bugger
> someone with eg fingers (or the entire hand, for that matter).

This is true, and could very well be considered adventurous, as Peter
said.

I gladly withdraw my previous comment, especially since "buggeree"
sounds very innocent, and thus couldn't be applied to Torak (who would
be one if he met a girl who proved to him she was a bugger... er).

Orjan
--
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Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250558 ] Mi, 05 April 2006 14:49
Arthur Hagen  
Philippa Cowderoy <flippa [at] flippac.org> wrote:
> On Wed, 5 Apr 2006, Orjan Westin wrote:
>
>> Peter Ellis wrote:
>>> On Wed, 5 Apr 2006, Torak wrote:
>>>>
>>>> "Girls"? What are them buggers?
>>>
>>> Clue: You're going wrong already, unless the girl's quite
>>> adventurous.
>>
>> And has some extra equipment. Otherwise she'd be a buggeree.
>
> Hate to have to point this out, but it's quite possible to bugger
> someone with eg fingers (or the entire hand, for that matter).

I don't mind pointing this out, but buggering means sodomising, and not just
anal penetration. You can no more bugger someone with a finger than
performing fellatio on a finger.

--
*Art
Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250559 ] Mi, 05 April 2006 15:09
Peter Ellis  
On Wed, 5 Apr 2006, Arthur Hagen wrote:
> Philippa Cowderoy <flippa [at] flippac.org> wrote:
>> On Wed, 5 Apr 2006, Orjan Westin wrote:
>>
>>> Peter Ellis wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 5 Apr 2006, Torak wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> "Girls"? What are them buggers?
>>>>
>>>> Clue: You're going wrong already, unless the girl's quite
>>>> adventurous.
>>>
>>> And has some extra equipment. Otherwise she'd be a buggeree.
>>
>> Hate to have to point this out, but it's quite possible to bugger
>> someone with eg fingers (or the entire hand, for that matter).
>
> I don't mind pointing this out, but buggering means sodomising, and not just
> anal penetration. You can no more bugger someone with a finger than
> performing fellatio on a finger.

But let me counter-point-out that the girl might be adventurous enough to
place small monitoring devices in order to spy on people. No idea what
you lot are on about.

Peter
Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250560 ] Mi, 05 April 2006 15:10
Philippa Cowderoy  
On Wed, 5 Apr 2006, Arthur Hagen wrote:

> Philippa Cowderoy <flippa [at] flippac.org> wrote:
> > On Wed, 5 Apr 2006, Orjan Westin wrote:
> >
> > > Peter Ellis wrote:
> > > > On Wed, 5 Apr 2006, Torak wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > "Girls"? What are them buggers?
> > > >
> > > > Clue: You're going wrong already, unless the girl's quite
> > > > adventurous.
> > >
> > > And has some extra equipment. Otherwise she'd be a buggeree.
> >
> > Hate to have to point this out, but it's quite possible to bugger
> > someone with eg fingers (or the entire hand, for that matter).
>
> I don't mind pointing this out, but buggering means sodomising, and not just
> anal penetration. You can no more bugger someone with a finger than
> performing fellatio on a finger.
>

The Webster's definition is "to practice anal sex upon". More generally,
sodomising is "to subject to an act of sodomy", and there are some
exceedingly wide definitions thereof.

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Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250564 ] Mi, 05 April 2006 15:20
Stacie Hanes  
Orjan Westin wrote:
> Peter Ellis wrote:
>> On Wed, 5 Apr 2006, Torak wrote:
>>>
>>> "Girls"? What are them buggers?
>>
>> Clue: You're going wrong already, unless the girl's quite
>> adventurous.
>
> And has some extra equipment. Otherwise she'd be a buggeree.

I've read the rest of this subthread, and can I just say it's a hell of a
thing to blunder into first thing in the morning?

(yeah, this was posted at 0920 local time, sod off)


(Southern US states, BTW, have vast, sweepingly wide definitions of sodomy:
it's almost synonymous with "not missionary")


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Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250572 ] Mi, 05 April 2006 15:49
Brenda  
Stacie Hanes wrote:
[snips]
>
>
> (Southern US states, BTW, have vast, sweepingly wide definitions of
> sodomy: it's almost synonymous with "not missionary")

Does that include "with the lights on" ...?

--
Ed.
Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250575 ] Mi, 05 April 2006 16:22
PeterH  
It all started on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 14:49:18 +0100, when Ed Weatherup
wrote:

> Stacie Hanes wrote:
> [snips]
>>
>>
>> (Southern US states, BTW, have vast, sweepingly wide definitions of
>> sodomy: it's almost synonymous with "not missionary")
>
> Does that include "with the lights on" ...?

It's more dangerous that way.


...PeterH
Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250597 ] Mi, 05 April 2006 19:53
Andrew Nevill  
On Tue, 4 Apr 2006 23:31:34 +0100, "Orjan Westin" <nospam [at] cunobaros.com>
wrote:

>Daibhid Ceanaideach wrote:

>> Andrew! Fetch the pony...
>
>ROFL!
>
>I think we've just witnessed the birth of a new meme.

I am not a meme, I'm a man

Seriously folks, It's been funny the last couple of days but I'm not really
sure I want to be remembered as an AFP in-joke

I can see it now. I'll introduce msyelf at the Con and some bright spark
WILL say "Andrew, Fetch me a beer"

This could grow tiresome VERY quickly.



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Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250608 ] Mi, 05 April 2006 20:57
jester  
On Wed, 05 Apr 2006 18:53:49 +0100, Andrew Nevill
<spookystwerp [at] hotmail.com> wrote:
<snip>
>I can see it now. I'll introduce msyelf at the Con and some bright spark
>WILL say "Andrew, Fetch me a beer"

As long as they also say "Here's some cash, get yourself one, and keep the
change" it won't be too bad.

--
Andy Brown
"If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...
..... Oh, wait a minute, he already does."
Re: [I] Tale not cancelled, nor sold [message #250634 ] Mi, 05 April 2006 23:09
Torak  
Orjan Westin wrote:
> Philippa Cowderoy wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 5 Apr 2006, Orjan Westin wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Peter Ellis wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 5 Apr 2006, Torak wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>"Girls"? What are them buggers?
>>>>
>>>>Clue: You're going wrong already, unless the girl's quite
>>>>adventurous.
>>>
>>>And has some extra equipment. Otherwise she'd be a buggeree.
>>
>>Hate to have to point this out, but it's quite possible to bugger
>>someone with eg fingers (or the entire hand, for that matter).
>
>
> This is true, and could very well be considered adventurous, as Peter
> said.
>
> I gladly withdraw my previous comment, especially since "buggeree"
> sounds very innocent, and thus couldn't be applied to Torak (who would
> be one if he met a girl who proved to him she was a bugger... er).

What a very disturbing turn this thread has taken.

That said, the fictional me clearly has a far more interesting life than
the real me, so...
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